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Kevin: Michael, should I call the (Michael gestures maniacally to be quiet) … what? IT Guy: What’s your password, Michael? Dwight: You could get a brain aneurism. Michael: The problem is that when people hear the term “Big Brother,” they immediately think it’s scary or bad. But I don’t. I think, “Wow, I love my Big Brother.” Kevin: I gotta erase a lot of stuff. A LOT … OF STUFF. Pam: It’s like squishing a spider under a book. It’s gonna be really gross, but I have to look and make sure that it’s really dead. Pam: Hey, Dwight? Um, my friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with. Dwight: There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we’re down river from that old bread factory. Michael: Wonder where my Evite-tation is. Michael: But maybe I need to be even approachabler. Michael: Hangin’ with my crew. Crew that I am one of. Hanging with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup, right here. Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Jim: It’s true. I’m having a party. I’ve got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine, and … I didn’t invite Michael. So … three ingredients for a great party. And it’s nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn’t be able to relax and you know, have fun. And my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because … I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real. Jim: … my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real. Jim: So Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael. Michael: What? Michael: Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk you to your vehicular transport? Dwight: I have to go to practice. Soccer practice. Dwight: Jim, do you really think this is a good idea? Huh? A “hide a key” rock? Mark: Hey, I love the Birkenstocks. Michael: What is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That’s why I always start with a gun, because you can’t top it. You, you just can’t. Michael: Detective Michael Scarn. I’m with the FBI! Improv instructor: Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have. Jim: Um, you know what? Let’s just leave that image out of it. Because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts. Pam: You were so dorky! Jim: Chicken, hot dog, burger. Angela: Um, I think it’s alright. I mean, Jesus drank wine. Kevin (slapping Ryan’s hand away from the grill): Not so fast, Fire Guy. Phyllis: Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I’ve ever known. Pam: Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn’t mean that they’re together … you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair of us to assume that there was anything else going on. Michael: Who opened the morgue for this thing? Michael: He is a good guy. Not a terrorist. Michael and Jim (singing): Islands in the stream, that is what we are … |
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