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Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation with great zeal, unfazed by the immediate news that Hannah quit while he was away. Michael directs the Party Planning Committee to throw a luau-themed party in the warehouse to coincide with the postponed annual inventory project that evening. Michael reveals he and Jan had an affair in Jamaica. Michael attempts to send a vacation photograph of himself and Jan as proof to Todd Packer but instead mistakenly sends it to "packaging". Darryl, the warehouse supervisor, receives and promptly forwards the photo to several other employees, and it quickly reaches the entire office. Mortified, Michael attempts damage control, avoiding Jan's phone calls and dodging inquiries from Toby.

Karen is upset with Jim as Jim has expressed objections to the prospect of Karen moving into an apartment two blocks away in his neighborhood. When Pam sees Jim sitting alone in the break room, she asks him what is wrong. Jim reveals that he and Karen have been dating for a month and argues that living on the same street might be "a little close." Pam convinces Jim that he is being unreasonable and persuades him to apologize to Karen. Pam states that she was glad to help Jim, because she likes to help her friends. Her other example of helping a friend involves helping Phyllis get tape out of her hair the other day. However, later, during inventory, Dwight walks in on Pam crying in private. In an unusual, misinformed fashion, Dwight comforts her.

As the luau/inventory is held, Jan arrives at the office to speak with Michael in private. Without explicitly revealing whether or not she is aware of the image being sent throughout the email system, she confesses her attraction to him against all reason. She informs Michael that on her psychiatrist's advice, she has decided to give in to her self-destructive tendencies and continue their affair. She instructs Michael to make an excuse and leave the office party, meeting her at his condo. Michael says as she walks away, "You complete me." Jan looks pained for a moment, and leaves.

Back in the warehouse, Pam and Roy joke about their failed engagement and Kevin takes home a large poster printout of the vacation photograph produced earlier by warehouse personnel, stating that he doesn't have a lot of art at home.

• Jan states that her psychiatrist's name is Dr. Perry. A central character on Scrubs, which follows The Office is named Dr. Perry Cox.
• During a breakroom chat between Pam and Jim, Pam says she endured listening to Michael play a conch shell, though he only is shown playing a steeldrum.
• Ed Helms (Andy) once again shows his musical talent, this time by learning to play the steel drums after only an hour's worth of lessons.
• The object that Darryl finds is a speaker that the iPod fits into.

Jim: You’re not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.

Jim: Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that’s making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Omigod! He’s got a knife!
Dwight: I do not have a knife!
Jim: No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley’s neck?!
Dwight: Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Jim: Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby’s bonnet!

Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Omigod, Karen, you’re right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.

Andy: I am now chopping off Phyllis’ head with a chainsaw!

Michael: Aren’t you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask me.

Michael: At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says ‘hey mon,’ everybody says ‘hey mon’ back.

Stanley: I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check.

Karen: He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away.

Michael: I want us all to start having pina coladas every day at three.

Michael: I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.

Michael: Inventory is boring.

Michael: Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau.

Michael: The Jamaicans don’t have a word for ‘impossible.’

Michael: How hard is a luau. All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers, it’s all you need.

Pam: Omigod. Is that Jan?

Michael: That’s a German woman named Urkel Grue.

Michael: Officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That’s all I’m going to say. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.

Packer: You took the ice queen? I don’t buy it.

Packer: They wouldn’t give you a subscription to Maxim.

Michael: That was supposed to go to Packer, not “packaging.”

Michael: The file name is “Jamaican Jan Sun Princess.”

Pam: Honestly, I think you should go easy on her.

Pam: That’s what friends do. I help Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair.

Pam: It’s better than listening to Michael play a conch shell.

Jim: What happened there? Kidnapping?

Toby: Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife.

Michael: Skeevy little perv.

Michael: Got enough, weirdo?

Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton, and no one sells whole pigs.
Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?

Michael: I hit a deer with my car. Tell her I hit a cat.

Roy: Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man!

Roy: That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!

Dwight: I have disconnected the office T1 line.

Karen: The Day’s Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.

Dwight: So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?

Jan: I was in Scottsdale visiting my sister.

Jan: My psychiatrist thinks that I have some self-destructive tendencies.

Jan: I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness.

Jan: You’re wrong for me. In every way.

Michael: And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well.

Jan: Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo.

Michael: You complete me.